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3gokei:

melanoleuca:

remember that time Lilo got real hood real fast and beat that white girl’s ass

i do

hawaiian lickins

odangplz:

themadeye:

imagenaryfriend:

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.

Never not reblog

timothydelafong:

iaznalvin:

albert-paras:

janzyboo:

atwtktd:

driscolly:

So I’ve seen a lot of rules on the internet, but I came up with some of my own that I think are true to the real game, will induce some drunkenness and not take forever!

Pro Bending Beer Pong Version3 cups/players per side.There are up to four rounds. 5 turns in each round.Win 3 rounds to win the game. (Or two and a tiebreaker)Losers of the game takes a shot.———————————————Every turn, all three players throw their ball.For every ball that lands in a cup, move it back one zone.If a balls lands in a cup in zone 3, it is knocked out. That player must drink the beer in the cup.If all three cups are knocked out in one round, that team automatically loses. And is called a “knockout”If the 5 turns in one round do not result in a knockout, add up the zone numbers of each cup. Whichever team has fewer points wins that round.At the beginning of each round, refill the cups.If the numbers are the same, proceed to a tie breaker round.———————————————-Tie breaker round:
Coin flip - whichever side wins, chooses an element,The two players of that element place their cup in the middle of zone 2At the same time, those players throw their ball until one person makes it. If both players make it, continue to tiebreak.Loser of the tie breaker round finishes the beer and that team loses the round.


FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING TODAY.

whaaaaaaaat

all the awards!

Whaaa lol

Lol best game ever

timothydelafong:

iaznalvin:

albert-paras:

janzyboo:

atwtktd:

driscolly:

So I’ve seen a lot of rules on the internet, but I came up with some of my own that I think are true to the real game, will induce some drunkenness and not take forever!

Pro Bending Beer Pong Version
3 cups/players per side.
There are up to four rounds. 5 turns in each round.
Win 3 rounds to win the game. (Or two and a tiebreaker)
Losers of the game takes a shot.
———————————————
Every turn, all three players throw their ball.
For every ball that lands in a cup, move it back one zone.
If a balls lands in a cup in zone 3, it is knocked out. That player must drink the beer in the cup.
If all three cups are knocked out in one round, that team automatically loses. And is called a “knockout”
If the 5 turns in one round do not result in a knockout, add up the zone numbers of each cup. Whichever team has fewer points wins that round.
At the beginning of each round, refill the cups.
If the numbers are the same, proceed to a tie breaker round.
———————————————-
Tie breaker round:

Coin flip - whichever side wins, chooses an element,
The two players of that element place their cup in the middle of zone 2
At the same time, those players throw their ball until one person makes it.
If both players make it, continue to tiebreak.
Loser of the tie breaker round finishes the beer and that team loses the round.

FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING TODAY.

whaaaaaaaat

all the awards!

Whaaa lol

Lol best game ever

comedywhore:

jaquaid:

naseeman:

owllikeyou:

your-nightmare-my-reality:

depressed-little-g-irl:

normality-is-only-a-dream:

fuckyeah-chelseagrin:

Fat, bad, beautiful.

broken beautiful fat

fat, beautiful, broken. 

fat, broken, beautiful.

Fat, epic, beautiful.

beautiful, funny, love.

funny lovely fool

Sad, Broken, Beautiful 

Fat, Funny, Broken

comedywhore:

jaquaid:

naseeman:

owllikeyou:

your-nightmare-my-reality:

depressed-little-g-irl:

normality-is-only-a-dream:

fuckyeah-chelseagrin:

Fat, bad, beautiful.

broken beautiful fat

fat, beautiful, broken. 

fat, broken, beautiful.

Fat, epic, beautiful.

beautiful, funny, love.

funny lovely fool

Sad, Broken, Beautiful 

Fat, Funny, Broken

nathar:

thevenezuelan14:

pokingharrysdimples:

skysailingfly:

awful-lot-of-running:

littleartemis:

Katniss Everdeen from Hunger Games
Jesse from Sherrilyn Kenyon’s ‘Retribution’
and Dean Winchester from SPN
I’M KICKING SOME ZOMBIE ASS

I’ve got the Doctor, Rick Grimes, and Crowley and Aziraphale (THEY’RE BOTH PROTAGONISTS IT’S FINE).
FUCK YES.


I’ve got Sam Temple, Sherlock Homes and Link!!Best team ever!

Obama, tyler and mario.
LOL WUT ahaha

Ash from PokémonGinny from 13 Little Blue EnvelopesMarji from Persepolis
I GOT THIS

Supernatural, so uh, Dean or Castiel. Dean hunts demons, so I don’t think zombies are a problem. I wanna pick Cas, but what with his super angel powers, I don’t think that’s fair. 
Edmund Exley from L.A. Confidential. (One of the best books EVAR) 
Jim Raynor from Starcraft II. 
I win. Period. 

Suzumiyah Haruhi - … So I have “God” on my team.Tir Mcdohl - Amazing fighting skills + the Soul Eater Rune = done.Naruto - Ninja + 9 Tails + Sage Form = overkill?I think I’m safe unless Haruhi creates closed space / reforms the world.

nathar:

thevenezuelan14:

pokingharrysdimples:

skysailingfly:

awful-lot-of-running:

littleartemis:

Katniss Everdeen from Hunger Games

Jesse from Sherrilyn Kenyon’s ‘Retribution’

and Dean Winchester from SPN

I’M KICKING SOME ZOMBIE ASS

I’ve got the Doctor, Rick Grimes, and Crowley and Aziraphale (THEY’RE BOTH PROTAGONISTS IT’S FINE).

FUCK YES.

I’ve got Sam Temple, Sherlock Homes and Link!!
Best team ever!

Obama, tyler and mario.

LOL WUT ahaha

Ash from Pokémon
Ginny from 13 Little Blue Envelopes
Marji from Persepolis

I GOT THIS

Supernatural, so uh, Dean or Castiel. Dean hunts demons, so I don’t think zombies are a problem. I wanna pick Cas, but what with his super angel powers, I don’t think that’s fair. 

Edmund Exley from L.A. Confidential. (One of the best books EVAR) 

Jim Raynor from Starcraft II. 

I win. Period. 

Suzumiyah Haruhi - … So I have “God” on my team.
Tir Mcdohl - Amazing fighting skills + the Soul Eater Rune = done.
Naruto - Ninja + 9 Tails + Sage Form = overkill?
I think I’m safe unless Haruhi creates closed space / reforms the world.